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quotes[0] = "Hurley om Miles [S4E3]: Oh awesome. The ship sent us another Sawyer";
quotes[1] = "Ben til Karl [S4E2]: Karl! Now if you're gonna sleep with my daughter, I insist you call me Ben";
quotes[2] = "Jack til Miles [S4E2]: I dunno, Miles. How stupid are ya?";
quotes[3] = "Hurley [S4E1]: Stop! Stop! Don't you know who I am? I'm one of the Oceanic 6! I'm one of the Oceanic 6!";
quotes[4] = "Ben til Jack [S3E23]: This'll be your last chance, Jack. I'm telling you. Making that call is the beginning of the end";
quotes[5] = "Hurley til Jack [S3E23]: Yeah I got you. We'll stay put until you like...you know...phone home";
quotes[6] = "Rose til Jack [S3E22]: If you say live together die alone to me Jack, I'm gonna punch you in your face";
quotes[7] = "Charlie til Mikhail [S3E18]: How about I take your other eye? Would you respect that?";
quotes[8] = "Sawyer til Juliet [S3E17]: Hope I'm not interrupting. You 2 arguing over who's your favorite other?";
quotes[9] = "Hurley til Desmond [S3E17]: This is future crap isn't it?";
quotes[10] = "Sawyer til Charlie [S3E16]: Well, if it ain't 3 men and a baby. I counted Hugo twice";
quotes[11] = "Ben til Locke [S3E13]: How do you expect to pilot our submarine? It's a complicated piece of machinery. You don't just press Submerge";
quotes[12] = "Ben til Locke [S3E13]: We have 2 giant hamsters running on a massive wheel at our secret underground cave...";
quotes[13] = "Hurley til Sawyer [S3E10]: Dude. That beer's been there since before Rocky 3, maybe even 2, it's probably poison by now";
quotes[14] = "Desmond [S3E8]: I Think I've made the biggest mistake of my life. And the worst part of it is...I'm pretty sure I've made it before";
quotes[15] = "Locke til Charlie [S3E3]: You don't want to go with me, Charlie. Bad things happen to people who hang around with me";
quotes[16] = "Sawyer til Tom [S3E1]: How 'bout you bring me an ottoman? While your add it, I could use a blow dry";
quotes[17] = "Sawyer til Michael [S2E23]: My theory, they're aliens. That's why they use the fake beards... their heads are made of pathetic";
quotes[18] = "Desmond til Jack [S2E23]: We are stuck in a bloody snow globe. There's no outside world. There's no escape";
quotes[19] = "Sawyer til Hurley [S2E18]: I'm done trading. I got enough food now to open a chain of mini-marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?";
quotes[20] = "Charlie til Hurley [S2E18]: I saw a polar bear on roller blades with a mango";
quotes[21] = "Ana-Lucia til Sayid [S2E16]: Jack and Locke are a little too busy worrying about Locke and Jack";
quotes[22] = "Sawyer til Locke [S2E11]: Well, yeah, there's my favorite leaf. How could I forget this place?";
quotes[23] = "Charlie til Eko [S2E10]: You climb it. What if I don't? You going to beat me with your Jesus stick?";
quotes[24] = "Ana-Lucia til Goodwin [S2E7]: Yeah, they just drag us into the jungle every now and then. No real harm done";
quotes[25] = "Locke til Charlie [S2E6]: Hmmm, now that's an interesting thing to say... for a heroin addict";
quotes[26] = "Claire til Locke [S2E6]: You know, it's like we're playing mum and dad to this baby. Yet, I don't remember marrying him";
quotes[27] = "Sawyer til Michael [S2E5]: I think they're going to eat us";
quotes[28] = "Locke til Sun [S2E5]: I'm not lost anymore!";
quotes[29] = "Hurley til Sun [S2E5]: So, Seoul. Is that in the good Korea or the bad Korea?";
quotes[30] = "Sawyer [S2E4]: Swell. I guess we can all sue Oceanic together";
quotes[31] = "Desmond til Locke [S2E2]: So the world is still out there?";
quotes[32] = "Hurley [S2E1]: 4 8 15 16 23 42. 4 8, we're dead, 15, doomed and dead, 16 23...";
quotes[33] = "Locke til Jack [S1E25]: Boone was a sacrifice that the island demanded";
quotes[34] = "Hurley til Locke [S1E25]: Stop. Wait. You've got to stop it. The numbers are bad. Stop. What are you doing? Why did you do that?";
quotes[35] = "Hurley til Jack [S1E24]: You've got some... Arnzt... on you"; 
quotes[36] = "Artz til Jack [S1E23]: If you want to keep a secret, don't tell the fat guy"; 
quotes[37] = "Rousseau [S1E23]: You have only 3 choices: run, hide, or die"; 
quotes[38] = "Walt til Locke [S1E22]: Don't open it, Mr. Locke. Don't open that thing"; 
quotes[39] = "Sayid til Essam [S1E21]: It's true, innocent lives will be lost in service of a greater good"; 
quotes[40] = "Boone til Jack [S1E20]: I'm letting you off the hook. Let me go, Jack"; 
quotes[41] = "Locke til řen [S1E19]: I've done everything you wanted me to do. So why did you do this to me?!"; 
quotes[42] = "Locke til Michael [S1E17]: We're not the only people on this island and we all know it"; 
quotes[43] = "Sayid til Charlie [S1E16]: You're not alone. Don't pretend to be"; 
quotes[44] = "Hurley til Jin [S1E13]: Your wife's hot"; 
quotes[45] = "Hurley til Jin [S1E13]: Pee, pee on it. Pee on my foot. I'll lose my foot if you don't"; 
quotes[46] = "Kate til Shannon [S1E11]: If there's anyone on this island your brother is safe with... it's Locke"; 
quotes[47] = "Charlie til Claire [S1E10]: I could be your friend. We don't have to do each other's hair or anything..."; 
quotes[48] = "Sayid til Rousseau [S1E9]: You'll find me in the next life if not in this one"; 
quotes[49] = "Hurley til Jack [S1E8]: Wow, man. That was awesome. I mean, that was like a... Jedi moment"; 
quotes[50] = "Sayid til Kate [S1E7]: No one's that lucky. We shouldn't have survived"; 
quotes[51] = "Locke til Jack [S1E5]: A leader can't lead until he knows where he's going"; 
quotes[52] = "Locke til Jack [S1E5]: I've looked into the eye of this island and what I saw was beautiful"; 
quotes[53] = "Jack til Sayid [S1E4]: Any bodies we bury are not going to stay buried for very long"; 
quotes[54] = "Locke [S1E4]: Don't tell me what I can't do"; 
quotes[55] = "Locke [S1E4]: This is my destiny!"; 
quotes[56] = "Sayid til Charlie [S1E3]: If only we were all wearing license plates"; 
quotes[57] = "Sayid til Boone [S1E3]: Hope is a very dangerous thing to lose"; 
quotes[58] = "Jack til Kate [S1E3]: Three days ago we all died. We should all be able to start over"; 
quotes[59] = "Locke til Walt [S1E2]: Walt. Do you want to know a secret?"; 
quotes[60] = "Sawyer til Kate [S4E4]: What? He...banished you? Well, I un-banish you. You can stay right here. This is my house."; 
quotes[61] = "Juliet [S4E5]: Well, Daniel, maybe if you talk real slow, we'll be able to follow."; 
quotes[62] = "Juliet til Jack [S4E6]: It's very stressful being an Other."; 
quotes[63] = "Bernard [S4E7]: It's all about karma,Jin. You know karma?"; 
quotes[64] = "Tom til Michael [S4E8]: I've got some bad news for you amigo, you can't kill yourself. The island won't let you!"; 
quotes[65] = "Widmore til Ben [S4E9]: I know who you are...what you are. I know that everything you have you took from me."; 
quotes[66] = "Hurley [S4E9]: Can't believe you're just giving him Australia. Australia's the key to the whole game."; 
quotes[67] = "Hurley til Jack [S4E10]: We're dead, all of us, all the Oceanic Six. We're all dead. We never got off that island."; 
quotes[68] = "Ben [S4E11]: The Island wanted me to get sick, and you to get well. My time is over, John."; 
quotes[69] = "Ben [S4E12]: John, how many times do I have to tell you?! I always have a plan."; 
quotes[70] = "[S5E1] Locke: What is this? Richard: A compass. Locke: What does it do? Richard: It ... points north, John"; 
quotes[71] = "[S5E1] Locke til Richard Alpert: When am I?"; 
quotes[72] = "[S5E2] Hugo: Thanks, Ana-Lucia. Anna Lucia: Oh, yeah. Libby says hi."; 
quotes[73] = "[S5E3] Sawyer: Are you crazy? What were you thinking? Why didn't you shoot him?! Locke: Because he's one of my people.";
quotes[74] = "[S5E4] Sawyer: Time travel's a bitch.";  
quotes[75] = "[S5E5] Daniel: So, you speak any other languages? Charlotte: Just Klingon.";  
quotes[76] = "[S5E6] Jack: And the other people on this plane? What's gonna happen to them? Ben: Who cares?";  
quotes[77] = "[S5E7] Caesar: You know him? Locke: Yeah. He's the man who killed me.";  
quotes[78] = "[S5E8] Jin: No more flash? Daniel: No. No more flash. The record is spinning again. We're just not on the side we want to be on.";  
quotes[79] = "[S5E8] Miles: You really think you can convince them that we were in a boat wreck? Sawyer: I'm a professional. I used to lie for a living.";  

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